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Name: Joel, Sex: anal, Occupation: professional dick/asshole understudy, haha so you have stubled on a giant wealth of information about someone you don't care about, SWEET! I would like to entertain and distract you for only the amount of time it takes to read this so here we go... I am a proud punk rocker (if ever there was such a thing, almost like an atheist convention and an apathy parade). I am very selective in my musical taste, I love punk, psychobilly (sometimes more than punk), rockabilly, ska, swing, and and form of punk influenced music. My music influences my lifestyle (mainly how I act and dress) and how I do things. My entire life revolves around one person, my fiance Kelsey D., without her I think I'd've shot myself long ago, she is amazing to me, she actually cares and it keeps me sane. The best thing about Kelsey is, she isn't just a fiance, she's my best friend as well, nothing can get between us, sure we fight a little bit but it's completely normal. Kelsey completes me, when she's not around people ask what's missing from me and then they think of the obvious, Joel's missing his other half, I know her better than I even know me, which is quite amazing because I'm pretty concieted. She's almost exactly like me, we dress, act, talk and think the same so it's all cool which leaves little room for fighting though I do often times abhore her music since I hate metal! My only goal in life by this point is to marry her as soon as humanly possible and no force on heaven or on earth will stop me from achieving that goal, not even money! Most people who know me think I'm an idiot because I do stupid things without a cause but honestly, you only live once so just do all the things you want to do before you're dead, so thats what I do. I play drums and bass and I suck at both, bass more so than drums though Kelsey would tend to disagree with my harsh self evaluation. I'm egocentric but I have no ambition of becoming a huge leader or president of the US or something, I just want to see all politicians die. Speaking of politics I am VERY VERY conservative and I am a firm believer in the Republican Party and I hate US president to absolutely no end at all, he is an idiot and in my opinion a rock star because his popularity and younger age won him the elections, not his campaign promises and lies. I tried to join the US Navy but was declined for severe migraines, so more time for me. I work as an assistant air balancer with my dad and the job is decent, at least I'm not unemployed. I own several guns and I do not ever want to see them taken by the federal government because I believe it is the citizen's right to self determination and I do not believe the government should encrouch on our personal liberties, including our safes and our rights to earn money without high taxes. I usually just don't care when it comes to human life unless it is people who are truly innocent, and I have a tough and impregnible stance on abortion, it kills those without a chance at the world so it is an evil like no other. I have a devout faith in God and I am considered a Baptist but I have absolutely no interest in church at all, they are only congregations of the socially and politically motivated who make big bucks on church-goers. For the most part, I just don't care in general, but I can be a nice guy (also an asshole but that's besides the point) so I'm farily easy to get along with, but I'm also quick to anger so I get pissed off easily. I would also consider myself a labrynth because dispite how dumb I may act I am very intelligent, but I don't aspire to much with my intelect by choice, for instance when I got a scholorship to USC but threw it away because I really don't care about higher education, it's pointless and a waste. I only have one adgenda in life, to get married and have 2.4 kids with a house in the suburbs with 2.9 cars, 1.3 dogs, a cat and blah blah blah... yeah I want the Atomic Family. Well thats all I can think of, hope you enjoyed...

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